1 00:00:01,740 --> 00:00:07,280 Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for 2 00:00:07,280 --> 00:00:13,600 you may not be right for some. A man is born, he's a man of means. 3 00:00:13,840 --> 00:00:19,260 Then along come two, they got nothing but the genes. But they got different 4 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:25,000 strokes to take, different strokes to take, different strokes to move the 5 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:29,600 Everybody's got a special kind of story. 6 00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:33,070 Everybody finds a way to shine. 7 00:00:33,830 --> 00:00:40,490 It don't matter that you got not a lot. So what? You'll have yours and I'll have 8 00:00:40,490 --> 00:00:43,910 mine. And together we'll be fine. 9 00:00:44,110 --> 00:00:51,030 Different strokes to move the world. Different strokes to move the world. 10 00:00:59,980 --> 00:01:00,980 those disco skates. 11 00:01:01,940 --> 00:01:02,940 What are you doing? 12 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:05,140 Disco dancing on roller skates. 13 00:01:05,340 --> 00:01:07,240 Looking more like your underwear on fire. 14 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:12,840 Man, I'm going to get me a pair of those disco skates. 15 00:01:14,300 --> 00:01:17,320 You keep twisting them around like that, you're going to need another pair for 16 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:18,320 your behind. 17 00:01:20,100 --> 00:01:21,740 How much do those skates cost? 18 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:23,540 That's the problem. 19 00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:26,060 $114. 20 00:01:27,860 --> 00:01:28,860 $114? 21 00:01:29,660 --> 00:01:31,340 Is that the convertible or the hardtop? 22 00:01:32,820 --> 00:01:35,460 Where are you going to get that much money, Willis? I don't know. 23 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,600 Where am I going to get that kind of money? 24 00:01:39,860 --> 00:01:40,860 Don't look at me. 25 00:01:41,780 --> 00:01:44,220 I ain't lived long enough to get $114. 26 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:49,280 Well, I got about $9 I can lend you, Willis. 27 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:50,900 Thanks, but that wouldn't help much. 28 00:01:51,700 --> 00:01:54,220 Well, why don't you ask Daddy? I'm sure he'll get the skates for you. 29 00:01:54,480 --> 00:01:56,140 He's given us so much already. 30 00:01:56,940 --> 00:01:59,320 I just couldn't ask for a present that cost that much. 31 00:01:59,780 --> 00:02:00,980 Then how are you going to get them? 32 00:02:01,220 --> 00:02:03,040 Hand handling ain't what it used to be. 33 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,780 Hey, I know how I can get those skates. 34 00:02:08,139 --> 00:02:10,000 I'll get me a job and earn the money myself. 35 00:02:11,020 --> 00:02:12,840 That's a terrible thing to do. 36 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:14,480 Why is that terrible, Arnold? 37 00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:18,060 Because if he sets a good example, he'll ruin it for the rest of us. 38 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:23,160 Willis, why don't you ask Daddy to help you? He finds jobs for lots of people. 39 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:25,500 Now that I wouldn't mind asking him. 40 00:02:25,930 --> 00:02:26,930 I'll ask my dinner. 41 00:02:27,670 --> 00:02:31,950 You mean you'll ask Mr. Drummond for a job, but you won't ask him for a pair of 42 00:02:31,950 --> 00:02:33,210 skates? You got it. 43 00:02:33,530 --> 00:02:36,010 Let's keep in touch after they take you to the funny farm. 44 00:02:43,310 --> 00:02:47,510 Well, Willis, I think it's terrific that you want to get a job to buy your own 45 00:02:47,510 --> 00:02:50,330 skates. But it's just too big a load for you right now. 46 00:02:50,910 --> 00:02:53,510 See, you've got your schoolwork, you're on the basketball team. 47 00:02:53,810 --> 00:02:54,810 That is enough. 48 00:02:54,910 --> 00:02:57,830 Basketball season's almost over. I can handle it. 49 00:02:58,050 --> 00:03:00,010 He really does want those skates, Daddy. 50 00:03:00,990 --> 00:03:04,290 I'll tell you what, Willis. I'll give you a loan. You get a job next summer 51 00:03:04,290 --> 00:03:07,090 vacation. You can pay me then. But I'll give you the money right now. 52 00:03:07,510 --> 00:03:09,910 You mean you'll pay me not to work? 53 00:03:10,130 --> 00:03:11,550 Now, that's my kind of job. 54 00:03:13,310 --> 00:03:16,650 Mr. Drummond, does that offer apply to redheads? 55 00:03:18,710 --> 00:03:22,630 Mr. Drummond, I don't feel right being paid not to work. 56 00:03:23,239 --> 00:03:25,040 Okay, then you'll never work for the government. 57 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:30,840 Oh, come on, Daddy. You know a lot of people. Help Willis get a job. 58 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:34,780 Mr. Drummond, I think you should let Willis take a job, if I may say so. 59 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,520 Oh, I guess I already said so. 60 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:42,300 Aside from your schoolwork, I'm trying to save you from wasting time and being 61 00:03:42,300 --> 00:03:45,800 disappointed. Now, you're a great guy, and I know you mean well. 62 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:50,400 But, you know, sometimes you get all steamed up about doing something, then 63 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:51,400 don't finish it. 64 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:53,140 That's because I get bored so easy. 65 00:03:53,340 --> 00:03:57,260 Yeah. I once saw him fall asleep in the middle of a jump shot. 66 00:03:58,340 --> 00:04:02,160 I really want those disco skates, and I'll work hard to get them. 67 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:07,580 Well, okay. If you've really thought a lot about this, and you're willing to 68 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:11,700 make the sacrifice for what you want, then more power to you, if you can do 69 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:13,020 I can, Mr. D. 70 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:19,200 I'll even find my own job and stick with it and earn $114 no matter how long it 71 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:20,200 takes. 72 00:04:21,370 --> 00:04:25,170 Willis, you may be the first guy to ever wear disco skates at the old folks' 73 00:04:25,230 --> 00:04:26,230 home. 74 00:04:32,570 --> 00:04:37,250 If I don't find a job in these want ads, I'll go look for one at the school 75 00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:38,250 tomorrow. 76 00:04:38,510 --> 00:04:39,850 Hey, how about that one? 77 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:43,890 $15 ,000 a year just to be at ACCT. 78 00:04:44,790 --> 00:04:45,790 That's wonderful. 79 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:46,970 That's terrific. 80 00:04:47,330 --> 00:04:49,560 That's... So what is the ACCT? 81 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,960 That's abbreviated for accountant, Arnold. It means keeping book. 82 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,700 Hey, Woodard, you're good at keeping book. 83 00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:58,760 You're always overdue at the library. 84 00:05:00,380 --> 00:05:03,860 I think you have to be a college graduate, Arnold. Yeah, and first I 85 00:05:03,860 --> 00:05:04,860 out of junior high school. 86 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:07,500 Wow! 87 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:11,220 There's a job for $25 ,000. 88 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,900 Whatever it is, I'll do it. What kind of job is it, Arnold? 89 00:05:15,120 --> 00:05:16,940 Forget it. You gotta kill somebody. 90 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:19,340 What do you mean kill somebody? 91 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:20,720 Says right here. 92 00:05:20,900 --> 00:05:22,940 Wanted. Die maker. 93 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:28,400 Arnold, that's not what it means. Don't you know anything? 94 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:29,980 Apparently not. 95 00:05:30,860 --> 00:05:33,440 Hey, this one that sounds good. 96 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:37,040 Delivery boy. Make up to $150 a week. 97 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:41,700 And there's a phone number. I'm going to call it. Oh, man. He's got a handle 98 00:05:41,700 --> 00:05:45,000 scape. Yeah. Come with the extra money and get some new shit. 99 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:50,700 Hello. This is Willis Jackson calling. 100 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,520 They don't call him the Velvet Throat for nothing. 101 00:05:54,740 --> 00:05:56,340 I'm calling about that job. 102 00:05:56,780 --> 00:05:57,920 I sure do. 103 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,440 I sure do. 104 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,080 I sure do. 105 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:07,360 I sure don't. Isn't that a good job, Willis? 106 00:06:07,760 --> 00:06:11,340 Terrific. Delivering pizza. But you gotta have a car. 107 00:06:11,660 --> 00:06:12,660 You got a car. 108 00:06:12,860 --> 00:06:14,800 Deliver pizza in Mr. Drummond's limousine. 109 00:06:16,650 --> 00:06:20,310 I'm not taking any help from Mr. Drummond. Then deliver pizza in a taxi. 110 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:22,990 I can't afford a taxi. 111 00:06:23,270 --> 00:06:24,270 Get a job. 112 00:06:26,410 --> 00:06:30,350 Arnold, that's the whole idea in the first place. Willis needs a job. 113 00:06:30,830 --> 00:06:33,190 You get the picture? I am unemployed. 114 00:06:33,830 --> 00:06:35,690 Then why don't you collect unemployment insurance? 115 00:06:37,490 --> 00:06:42,370 Arnold, to collect unemployment, you gotta not be working at what you're 116 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:43,670 at before you stop working. 117 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:48,360 What you talking about, Willis? 118 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:53,380 I 119 00:06:53,380 --> 00:07:01,740 hear 120 00:07:01,740 --> 00:07:04,680 the pitter of little feet, but I don't hear the patter of big feet. 121 00:07:04,980 --> 00:07:07,720 Where's Willis? I guess he's still out looking for a job. 122 00:07:08,200 --> 00:07:09,820 Willis is really serious about this. 123 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:11,520 I gotta give him credit. 124 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:13,680 If he had credit, he wouldn't need a job. 125 00:07:22,540 --> 00:07:23,540 Phyllis Diller. 126 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:25,800 Hey, Mr. Drummond. 127 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:29,240 I was thinking about getting a job myself one of these days. 128 00:07:29,480 --> 00:07:30,419 Oh, really? 129 00:07:30,420 --> 00:07:32,480 What would you like to be when you grow up, Arnold? 130 00:07:32,740 --> 00:07:34,000 You mean the size tall? 131 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:40,140 Well, I can't make up my mind between a rock star or a brain surgeon. 132 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:44,880 Why don't you do a service to humanity and be a brain surgeon that operates on 133 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:45,880 rock stars? 134 00:07:49,340 --> 00:07:50,940 Okay, so I'm not Phyllis Diller either. 135 00:07:53,900 --> 00:07:55,040 Lay your eyes on this. 136 00:07:55,860 --> 00:07:57,140 Well, that's what you're doing. 137 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:58,780 Practicing to be mugged. 138 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,980 I'm talking about my hands. 139 00:08:02,300 --> 00:08:04,700 Check out my hands. I got grease on them. 140 00:08:05,060 --> 00:08:07,600 Yeah, you probably got it on the front door, too. 141 00:08:08,440 --> 00:08:12,300 Yep, that's definitely grease, all right. You've had dirty hands before. 142 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:13,300 we celebrating now? 143 00:08:13,540 --> 00:08:16,580 Because. This is from Big Harry's gas station. 144 00:08:16,980 --> 00:08:20,080 They gave me a tryout today, and tomorrow I start servicing cars. 145 00:08:23,310 --> 00:08:24,310 Isn't that sweet? 146 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:29,090 Oh, you brought the grief home so we could see it. 147 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:33,370 Hey, Willis, I think we ought to have your hands bronzed. 148 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:38,049 That is just great, Willis. How much salary are you pulling down? 149 00:08:38,270 --> 00:08:39,789 Three bucks a day. 150 00:08:42,210 --> 00:08:43,890 You sure don't have much pull. 151 00:08:45,850 --> 00:08:50,590 It's only for a couple of hours in the afternoon, and in seven weeks, I'll have 152 00:08:50,590 --> 00:08:51,750 those disco skates. 153 00:08:54,090 --> 00:08:56,530 week. We could be back to the hula hoop by then. 154 00:08:58,130 --> 00:09:01,570 I think you'll stick with it this time, Willis. I'm really proud of you. Thank 155 00:09:01,570 --> 00:09:02,750 you. Me too, big brother. 156 00:09:03,230 --> 00:09:06,850 You want to wash your hands for dinner, Willis, or shall I get you my rubber 157 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:07,850 glove? 158 00:09:08,270 --> 00:09:10,690 Well, I guess I'll have to wash them, Miss Gary. 159 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:14,690 I'll turn on the water for you, Willis. And can I hand you the bar of soap? 160 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:17,710 Maybe a towel too, but... Jimmy, thanks! 161 00:09:20,990 --> 00:09:22,750 He's so proud of himself. 162 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,199 He should be. 163 00:09:24,200 --> 00:09:25,740 I remember my first job. 164 00:09:26,140 --> 00:09:27,320 I was Willis' age. 165 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:29,160 Great big factory. 166 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:33,940 I worked all summer long, nine to six, half an hour for lunch. 167 00:09:34,460 --> 00:09:37,800 Cleaning, sweeping, every menial task you could think of for only 50 cents a 168 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:41,400 day. 50 cents? Oh, that's terrible. Why didn't you quit and tell the boss what 169 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,400 you thought of him? 170 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,320 What, and have father disinherit me? 171 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:02,540 kind of cake is your kind of cake. 172 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:06,840 That's true. I've got what you call an equal opportunity stomach. 173 00:10:08,780 --> 00:10:13,320 Well, you tell your stomach that cake is off limits till dinner. It's to 174 00:10:13,320 --> 00:10:16,560 celebrate Willis's first day on his new job. 175 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,200 Got it? 176 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:50,900 And don't tell nobody. 177 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:55,220 Especially don't say a word of it at dinner till I figure out what to do. 178 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,240 Okay. 179 00:10:57,860 --> 00:11:01,580 I want Mr. Drummer to know that you think I'm a failure. 180 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,280 And I want him to be proud of me. 181 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,260 Poor Willis. 182 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,720 I wish I could help him, but there's just no way. 183 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,580 Might as well eat the cake. 184 00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:43,030 What a dream. 185 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:44,310 What was it? 186 00:11:45,030 --> 00:11:46,150 A dream now. 187 00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:50,690 I was at Big Harry's gas station, and the gas pumps tried to grab me. 188 00:11:51,390 --> 00:11:53,310 That's what I call a gas attack. 189 00:11:56,230 --> 00:11:59,070 Just before I got fired, I woke up. 190 00:11:59,550 --> 00:12:00,770 Mr. Drummond's right. 191 00:12:01,390 --> 00:12:02,530 Can't finish anything. 192 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:04,270 Didn't even finish my dream. 193 00:12:05,210 --> 00:12:07,490 Willis, please tell me why you got fired. 194 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:08,790 You can trust me. 195 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:11,950 I didn't say anything at dinner about you losing your job. 196 00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:13,710 Come on. 197 00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:16,390 Didn't I eat half the cake like you was still working? 198 00:12:16,810 --> 00:12:18,290 Come on. Come here. 199 00:12:19,010 --> 00:12:25,330 Well, see, Arnold, I was cleaning this lady's window at the gas station, and I 200 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:28,630 wanted to do it right, so I sprayed cleaning stuff all over it. 201 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,249 That's good. 202 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,270 No, it wasn't. Her window was down. 203 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,700 And he got her riding her contact lenses. 204 00:12:39,060 --> 00:12:40,680 No wonder you got fired. 205 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:42,840 That's not the reason I got fired. 206 00:12:43,700 --> 00:12:47,400 And then Harry came over to see what I was yelling about, and I accidentally 207 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,880 squirted water down his pan. 208 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:52,540 That's what got you fired. 209 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:54,580 That's not the reason I got fired. 210 00:12:55,540 --> 00:12:58,820 Then why did you get fired? Because Harry fell off the grease rack. 211 00:12:59,140 --> 00:13:00,460 How'd he get on the grease rack? 212 00:13:00,750 --> 00:13:02,250 Some fool pushed the wrong button. 213 00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:04,550 Let me take a while there. 214 00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:11,630 If I was to walk out of this room, would that fool be sitting here alone? 215 00:13:14,650 --> 00:13:15,650 You got it. 216 00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:18,270 Really? It's a tough break. 217 00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:20,390 You're just trying to be a good worker. 218 00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:24,630 Yeah. I just don't know how I'm going to tell Mr. Drummond I got fired on my 219 00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:25,630 first day. 220 00:13:25,650 --> 00:13:27,050 It'll prove that he's right. 221 00:13:27,610 --> 00:13:29,210 Can't finish anything I start. 222 00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:33,380 Aha! I thought I heard you guys. 223 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,500 I'll bet I know why you're up. 224 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:37,740 It's your new job, isn't it, Willis? 225 00:13:38,560 --> 00:13:39,560 How'd you know? 226 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:41,820 Have you got our room, bud? 227 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,280 You're so nervous from your first day on the job you couldn't sleep, right? 228 00:13:48,840 --> 00:13:49,639 That's it. 229 00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,360 He guessed it right off, Willis. 230 00:13:52,220 --> 00:13:53,600 Yeah, that's it. 231 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:55,660 All I'm thinking about is that job. 232 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,360 Well, that's just first day jitters. 233 00:13:58,820 --> 00:13:59,820 It'll be over soon. 234 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:01,820 Maybe sooner than you think. 235 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:07,220 I just know you're going to see it through this time, Willis. 236 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:08,440 I'm proud of you. 237 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:09,579 Good night, boys. 238 00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:12,100 Good night. You better get your sleep, Willis. You'll need it for the job 239 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,100 tomorrow. 240 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,560 Oh, Arnold, what am I going to do? 241 00:14:18,820 --> 00:14:20,200 There's only one thing to do. 242 00:14:20,780 --> 00:14:21,780 Run away. 243 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:27,740 I guess the only honest thing to do is to tell Mr. D what happened. 244 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,640 Yeah, that's right. 245 00:14:30,060 --> 00:14:32,220 Tell them what happened and then run away. 246 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:39,260 You know, if I got that first job, then I can get another job. 247 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,000 Yeah, but this time stay away from the grease rack. 248 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:47,480 Yeah, and then I'll just tell Mr. Drummond I quit the first job because it 249 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:49,400 better. That's a great idea. 250 00:14:50,140 --> 00:14:54,140 Yeah, now the first thing I got to do is to find another job. 251 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,060 Oh, that's the second thing you got to do. 252 00:14:57,690 --> 00:14:58,649 What's the first? 253 00:14:58,650 --> 00:15:01,050 Go to the bathroom so you won't wake me up again tonight. 254 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,870 Melissa, did you find another job? 255 00:15:16,530 --> 00:15:17,790 Yeah, I found a job. 256 00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:21,510 Then what do you look so unhappy about? 257 00:15:22,030 --> 00:15:23,310 Because I got fired again. 258 00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:28,960 It doesn't really count. I was only there less than ten minutes. 259 00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:30,320 Ten minutes? 260 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,000 You broke your own record. 261 00:15:32,240 --> 00:15:33,240 What happened? 262 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:37,680 Well, you see, Arnold, I got this job cleaning up in a Chinese restaurant, and 263 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:40,140 threw off some stuff that looked like garbage, and it turned out to be your 264 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,140 owner's lunch. 265 00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,480 That's why he fired you? 266 00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:46,780 That's not the reason I got fired. 267 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:50,940 I don't want you here anymore. 268 00:15:51,540 --> 00:15:53,180 Did you look anywhere else for a job? 269 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:57,510 Yeah. Well, nobody... wants a 13 -year -old kid with 24 -hour experience. 270 00:15:59,050 --> 00:16:01,190 Hey, there you are, Willis. 271 00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:02,950 Willis, you're here. 272 00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:04,270 What? No grease. 273 00:16:04,610 --> 00:16:06,350 Grease? Oh, I forgot to put some on. 274 00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:07,710 Aha! 275 00:16:07,890 --> 00:16:09,510 The working man is home. 276 00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:11,570 That's him, the working man. 277 00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:16,210 Well, how did it go down at the gas station today? You know, Mr. John. Hey, 278 00:16:16,210 --> 00:16:17,230 grease on those hands today. 279 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:18,910 No, there ain't. 280 00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:21,150 Oh, I guess you washed it off at the station, huh? 281 00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:23,390 That's it, at the station. 282 00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:28,470 But he worked real hard, checking tires, cleaning windows, emptying ashtrays. 283 00:16:28,670 --> 00:16:31,330 There's nobody like Willis when it comes to moving butts. 284 00:16:34,430 --> 00:16:36,110 Final, how do you know so much about it? 285 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:40,170 Oh, well, I went over and visited Willis, didn't I? 286 00:16:40,870 --> 00:16:42,330 Willis. Yes, right. 287 00:16:43,230 --> 00:16:44,810 Tell him what you do, Willis. 288 00:16:48,150 --> 00:16:52,030 Oh, you know, Mr. Drummond, usual. You know, I check tires. 289 00:16:52,890 --> 00:16:56,290 batteries, air cleaners, and the other by pulling out the dipstick. 290 00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:59,470 Yep, he's the best dipsticker in town. 291 00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:02,630 Don't oversell it. 292 00:17:03,830 --> 00:17:05,170 No, no, Willis, don't be modest. 293 00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:10,410 Oh, I'm not being modest, Mr. Drummond. I can honestly say what I do at the gas 294 00:17:10,410 --> 00:17:11,589 station is nothing. 295 00:17:11,849 --> 00:17:14,589 But he does that great, Mr. D. You ought to see him. 296 00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:17,530 That's exactly what I intend to do. Say what? 297 00:17:18,050 --> 00:17:20,950 That's right. Tomorrow I'm going to drive the whole family down to the 298 00:17:20,950 --> 00:17:21,950 and get the full treatment. 299 00:17:22,329 --> 00:17:24,369 Oh, Mr. Drummond, why go out your way? 300 00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:26,609 I can check your car right down in the garage. 301 00:17:26,930 --> 00:17:27,889 Hey! 302 00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:29,430 You want to know the truth, Mr. D? 303 00:17:29,730 --> 00:17:30,930 Willis ain't that good. 304 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,910 He leaves streaks on your windshield. 305 00:17:34,650 --> 00:17:35,629 That's right. 306 00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:37,590 Big Harry calls me streaky. 307 00:17:38,910 --> 00:17:41,010 Mr. Drummond, I'm really just learning. 308 00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:42,570 No, you're not going to talk me out of it. 309 00:17:42,790 --> 00:17:45,510 I'm going to drive in there, I'm going to tell him to fill the tank, and I'm 310 00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:48,930 going to watch while my son cleans my windshield, streaks and all. 311 00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:50,309 Yes, sir. 312 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:51,350 Tomorrow's a day I'll remember. 313 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,500 I won't forget it myself. 314 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:03,420 Next time you open your big mouth, make sure nothing comes out of it. 315 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,180 Sorry, Willis. I'm trying to help. 316 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,619 Hey, guys. 317 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,820 Daddy just told me that the family's gonna go see Willis in action tomorrow. 318 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:14,320 What's the matter? 319 00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:15,980 Tomorrow's the matter. 320 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:18,000 We'd like to have it moved to 1984. 321 00:18:20,940 --> 00:18:21,940 Kimberly. 322 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:25,920 If I tell you a secret you promise not to tell, cross your heart and hope to 323 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:26,920 live in New Jersey. 324 00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:29,840 I promise. 325 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,360 I lost my job. 326 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:32,980 Twice. 327 00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:35,920 Oh, no, Willis, that's terrible. 328 00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:38,740 But we're all going to see you down at the station tomorrow. What are you going 329 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:39,740 to do? 330 00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:40,780 Join the Marines. 331 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,160 Yeah. 332 00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:43,660 Good thinking, Willis. 333 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:48,200 The Marines can't fire you. All they can do is court -martial and shoot you. 334 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,200 Why didn't you just tell Daddy, Willis? 335 00:18:51,770 --> 00:18:54,570 Because I don't want Mr. Drummond to think I can't keep a job. 336 00:18:55,390 --> 00:18:58,510 Well, then I guess we're just going to have to stop Daddy from driving down to 337 00:18:58,510 --> 00:18:59,510 Big Harry's tomorrow. 338 00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:00,690 Wait a minute. 339 00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:02,070 I've got it. 340 00:19:02,470 --> 00:19:05,490 We stop Mr. D from driving down to Big Harry's tomorrow. 341 00:19:06,350 --> 00:19:07,730 You said that, Arnold. 342 00:19:08,530 --> 00:19:09,530 How about that? 343 00:19:10,470 --> 00:19:12,450 I think you're just like a high school kid. 344 00:19:19,250 --> 00:19:20,250 Kids. 345 00:19:20,490 --> 00:19:21,930 Is Mrs. Garrett ready to go? 346 00:19:22,150 --> 00:19:24,230 She said she'd be just a couple minutes, Daddy. 347 00:19:24,490 --> 00:19:26,590 Well, Willis is expecting us now. We don't want to keep him waiting. 348 00:19:26,810 --> 00:19:27,810 Okay. 349 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:31,430 Willis is going to be so embarrassed if we drive down to the station today. 350 00:19:31,810 --> 00:19:33,870 No, he won't. He won't be there. 351 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,790 He's not looking for another job. 352 00:19:38,050 --> 00:19:40,170 Too bad the station isn't closed today. 353 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:41,570 Yeah. 354 00:19:43,050 --> 00:19:44,230 What about me again? 355 00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:47,450 I said, too bad the station isn't closed today. 356 00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:50,230 Who says it isn't? Listen, go upstairs. 357 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,170 and phone me down here. I'm a phone. 358 00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:53,229 What for? 359 00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:55,930 I'll pretend I'm talking to Wallace. Go ahead. Follow me. What do I say? 360 00:19:56,190 --> 00:19:58,010 It don't matter because I won't be listening. Go ahead. 361 00:19:58,270 --> 00:20:02,050 Where are you going, honey? 362 00:20:03,170 --> 00:20:04,790 I'll be... Just a minute, Daddy. 363 00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:06,030 Oh, okay. 364 00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:11,450 Where's she going, Arnold? 365 00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:12,790 Who? 366 00:20:14,150 --> 00:20:17,810 Kimberly. Oh, oh, Kimberly. Oh, you little women. 367 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,660 last minute when you're ready to go they have to powder up their eyebrows 368 00:20:55,850 --> 00:21:02,310 all the gas hey willis now we can't see you working you're breaking our 369 00:21:02,310 --> 00:21:07,970 hearts this is me breaking our hearts well let's go 370 00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:13,370 we can't go talking to willis we can't go 371 00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:41,490 grease rack and i slipped oh well as i can see you're really hurt oh i better 372 00:21:41,490 --> 00:21:47,270 call the doctor oh no no mrs garrett i don't need no doctor big harry said two 373 00:21:47,270 --> 00:21:54,250 weeks in bed watching tv and i'll be all better you poor thing oh tell me 374 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:58,090 when did it happen dear right after the fleet of trucks took all your gas 375 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,520 Tell Willis we'll come by and see him tomorrow. 376 00:22:09,540 --> 00:22:12,320 Mr. Drummond says we'll come by and see you tomorrow, Willis. 377 00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:15,700 You can't come tomorrow either? 378 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,440 The gas shortage. 379 00:22:20,980 --> 00:22:23,880 Listen, Willis, don't feel any badder than we do. 380 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,760 Okay. 381 00:22:43,980 --> 00:22:45,100 guy's up to. Huh? 382 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:50,440 Oh, well, let's just get down to the gas station. It sounds just like Willis. 383 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:51,440 Hold on, Arnold. 384 00:22:52,060 --> 00:22:53,060 It's over. 385 00:22:53,340 --> 00:22:56,600 Mr. Drummick, just get I'm not hurt. 386 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,400 Yesterday, I got fired on my first day. 387 00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:04,020 Oh. And I was too ashamed to tell you. 388 00:23:04,380 --> 00:23:05,600 But poor darling. 389 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:09,880 And when you wanted to come see me at work. Now, Willis, you needn't have gone 390 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:10,880 through all that. 391 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:12,700 Why didn't you tell me? 392 00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:14,970 You said I never finished anything. 393 00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:17,410 But you kept on looking for another job. 394 00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,190 Doesn't that count, Mr. Drummond? 395 00:23:19,610 --> 00:23:20,870 Well, it most certainly does. 396 00:23:22,010 --> 00:23:24,650 So I'm getting fired isn't the same as not finishing things. 397 00:23:25,610 --> 00:23:28,570 That's quitting. You didn't even quit even after you got fired. 398 00:23:28,870 --> 00:23:30,410 I'm mighty proud of you, Willis. 399 00:23:34,450 --> 00:23:37,310 Bye. Never be afraid to tell the truth. 400 00:23:40,130 --> 00:23:41,130 Drummond residence. 401 00:23:41,750 --> 00:23:42,930 Yes, he is. 402 00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:45,150 Are you Willis? Me? 403 00:23:49,910 --> 00:23:50,910 Hello? 404 00:23:52,290 --> 00:23:53,390 Yeah, this is Willis. 405 00:23:55,710 --> 00:23:56,850 I will, Big Harry. 406 00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,290 Thank you, Big Harry. 407 00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:01,250 Bye, Big Harry. 408 00:24:01,890 --> 00:24:03,970 Guess what? That was Big Harry. 409 00:24:05,770 --> 00:24:06,770 Right. 410 00:24:07,570 --> 00:24:11,010 Mr. Drummond, he said he's been trying to call me for the last ten minutes. 411 00:24:11,390 --> 00:24:12,870 But the line was busy. 412 00:24:16,010 --> 00:24:19,550 He said he hired some other kids, but they're a bunch of goof -offs. And he 413 00:24:19,550 --> 00:24:21,710 wants me back because I tried so hard. 414 00:24:23,370 --> 00:24:25,310 Now you can get those disco skates, Willis. 415 00:24:25,870 --> 00:24:28,510 Hey, Willis, maybe you can wear them to work. What for? 416 00:24:29,010 --> 00:24:32,630 So the next time when Harry gets on the grease rack, you can make a fast 417 00:24:32,630 --> 00:24:33,630 getaway. 418 00:25:03,889 --> 00:25:06,690 Thank you. 419 00:25:07,170 --> 00:25:09,510 Thank you. 420 00:25:10,230 --> 00:25:11,550 Thank you.